Bush declares war "not my idea"

Washington, D.C.-- In a brief exchange with aides outside the White House bathroom, George W. Bush was heard to declare that the war in Iraq was not his idea. "Why's everyone keep buggin' me about this whole war in Iraq thing? It's not like it was my idea or anything. Jeez-- I just went along with it. It was those guys in the-- what's it called-- Army who organized the whole thing. I just figgered hey if they want to go work on their tans, why not? It's not like those reserve and National Guard guys were doing anything anyway." At the last statement, the President was seen to wink and nudge his companion twice and say, "I oughta know. I was in the Guard back in the day, y'know. Heh heh."