Personally, Heidi Klum does more for me, but whatever floats your boat:
The sad thing is, of course, neither Afghanistan nor Iraq anything else will provide the necessary climax. 9/11 just didn't give them a stiffy, it gave them priapism.
Oh, and here's a definition of "priapism," courtesy OmniDictionary and WordNet:
condition in which the penis is continually erect; usually painful and seldom with sexual arousal
Ok, so this blog will never make it past filtering software. I can deal with that.
Posted by Jason at December 10, 2003 02:37 PM