March 16, 2004

Exclusive: Foreign Leader Declares Support for Kerry

An Orrill Reports exclusive! We have just received the following statement from Shoreb Arnsvat, leader of Karjakador:

It was I who told Mr. Kerry that he would be better president in America. In our country, George Bush is called "hranklstovitz-schplozt." In english, is-- how you say-- "donkey who crap in water, seem surprised it taste bad." Please accept my apology for such "hullaballoo," as you say.
Posted by Jason at March 16, 2004 11:31 AM