April 29, 2004

Jive turkey

From CNN, a note about today's 9/11 Commission Bush-Cheney meeting:

And we all know it's a tag-team job -- a Bush-Cheney two-fer, with all the requisite drama. Dems say the veep's there to hold his boss's hand, and to make sure their stories jive. Republicans bristle, grousing that these are two busy people here, without a lot of time to kill.

My sources indicate that not only is Cheney there to ensure the jivety of the proceedings, but also the jiggyness and overall funkification of the inquiry, which has been seriously lacking in that regard. Given that this is the case, I think we can all agree that we're better off being shielded from that. We must all give props to George "Wigger" Bush on his foresight here.

Posted by Jason at April 29, 2004 11:49 AM