If conservatives get their way...
You wanna get to the White House? Okay, here's what you do-- head down Reagan Avenue until you hit Gipper Street, and turn left. Go straight for a while past the Reagan Memorial, and take a right at the Reagan Mint. Go straight for a while until you get to the Bonzo bust, and go right again. You should see the Reagan National Pool off to the side. From that point you should see signs taking you the rest of the way. You can't miss it. Oh, and by the way-- while you're in town you should check out that new exhibit on Nancy Reagan's exquisite taste in china. I hear it's supposed to be really good.
And of course, you would then want to tip the helpful person with a freshly-minted Ronald Reagan ten-dollar bill.
Posted by Jason at June 9, 2004 12:01 PM