As the phrase goes, you can't make this stuff up:
Today we have this line from the Associate Press: "This week marks the first time that the Bush administration has listed abuses in the oil-for-fuel program as an Iraq war rationale."
I like brainstorming! Let's see...we went to war in Iraq because:
Posted by Jason at October 7, 2004 09:17 PMthose mustaches were driving us crazy.
vroom vroom! neeerrrruuuum! I'm an airplane!
how can a country name end in q?
George needed more sand for his sandbox.
brains! BRAAAIINS!!
Condi insisted on bombing a real country.
this war was brought to you by vIraqra.