File this in the category of "People who think they're quoting the Bible when they're not." Now to be fair, this particular person was actually quoting Shakespeare, but it's much funnier to think she's quoting Meatloaf. In fact, I may just start quoting Prince and tell people that it came from the Bible. For it is written, verily that "I never meant 2 cause u any sorrow/ I never meant 2 cause u any pain/I only wanted 2 one time see u laughing/ I only wanted 2 see u laughing in the purple rain "
Posted by Jason at November 12, 2004 04:17 PMThe Poor Man: Kaye Is Lord: "In honor of Kaye, I've compiled a short list of things which people might think are in the Bible, but which actually aren't:
Live and let die.
Ooh baby, do you know what that's worth? Ooh heaven is a place on earth.
Jesus H. Christ it's cold out here!
Though it's cold and lonely in the deep dark night I can see paradise by the dashboard light.
I may be a tiny chimney sweep, but I have an enormous brush.
Thou shalt not pay a lot for this muffler.
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump."