January 07, 2005

The best medicine

Quoth Dubya:

I suspect if you were asking me questions 18 months ago and I said there's going to be elections in Iraq, you would have had trouble containing yourself from laughing out loud at the president.

Dude, some of us always have trouble containing our laughter at you. That is, when we're not trying to puncture our eardrums with a screwdriver so we don't have to listen to your inane babbling, or trying to gouge out our eyes with melon-ballers so that we don't have to fight the urge to smack that stupid smirk off your face or watch you struggle for the right words to look pre-si-den-tial. You can't see it because you won't let anyone tell you, but you and your presidency suck.

Posted by Jason at January 7, 2005 02:05 PM