Checking out Newsweek's CW this week, I see that they've given the Bush twins an up arrow, and the small note reads:
Old: Jenna and Barbara are political version of Hilton sisters. New: Classy First Daughters are Jackie O clones.
Note to the Newsweek editors: just because some chick looks nice in a dress doesn't mean she's not still a drunken whore.
Update I: Ok, so maybe I shouldn't have called Jenna a "drunken whore." Whores get paid.
Update II: Yeah, so I stole that joke from someone else. So sue me.
Posted by Jason at January 26, 2005 10:45 AM