October 22, 2005

A riddle

What's about 1.5 inches round, and has suspicious fluff coming out of it?

The hole in the side of our house.

Stupid, stupid woodpecker! It's not bad enough we've got a family of boarders living upstairs pooping in the insulation and having the nerve to refuse the tasty treats we're offering, now we've got some loopy redhead trying to bang its way into the house. In what way does our home look like a tree?

Posted by Jason at October 22, 2005 10:41 AM