ExT. UGA School of education - dAY

JASON and CHANDRA are heading towards the building to water Chandra's office plants. The entire university is quiet, as it's Christmas break and even if people wanted to be on campus, the heat's turned off in all the buildings.

Before entering the building, Jason stops at a set of newspaper machines to pick up a copy of FLAGPOLE, a local weekly newspaper that focuses on arts & entertainment. There is only one copy left, and beneath that is a slightly battered copy of PLAYBOY magazine. He grabs both with delight and hurries to catch up to Chandra, who is already getting in the elevator.

Jason

(Giggling)

Hey Chandra! Lookee what I found!

Chandra

A Flagpole?

JASON

No, look at the other thing.

CHANDRA

Great. Are you going to re-gift that?

JASON

(Looks at the magazine, pondering what to do.)

I don't know-- where should I leave it?

CHANDRA

(Simultaneously horrified and amused)

You're going to keep it, aren't you?

JASON

(Thinking fast)

Well, you wouldn't want me to just leave it out here for someone else to find, would you? Something like this could give someone around here a heart attack!

CHANDRA

Oh, it could not.

JASON

Are you kidding? With all these ultra-conservative types? The mere thought of naked boobies sends people atwitter around here. Imagine what the triplets here would do to them.

CHANDRA

Oh, whatever. You just want to look at the boobies yourself.

JASON

Hey, I'm just doing my civic duty.