There's a rule in our house that when certain articles of clothing are found to have holes in them, they have to go in the garbage. This sometimes leads to exchanges like this:
InT. dining room, day
CHANDRA is picking newspapers up off the floor. JASON is sitting at the table looking at his computer. As she's picking up the papers, Chandra sees a hole in Jason's sock.
Chandra
Hey, your sock has a hole in it!
Jason
No, it doesn't.
CHANDRA
Yes, it does!
JASON
No, it doesn't.
CHANDRA
It does too! Do you want me to show you?
Chandra moves to grab the offending footwear.
JASON
Oh, that. That's not a hole. That's a ventilation device.
CHANDRA
A ventilation device?
JASON
Yeah, haven't you heard? Ventilation devices are the new black.