INT. dining room, day

It's morning, and CHANDRA is eating her breakfast while she checks her email. JASON enters the room with his breakfast bowl and orange juice.

Jason

Morning.

Chandra

(pointed)

Morning!

JASON (V.O.)

Uh, oh...what did I do?

CHANDRA

Well? Do you know what day this is?

JASON

Uh...Wednesday?

CHANDRA

What else?

JASON

Oh. Uh, is it our anniversary?

CHANDRA

Yes!

JASON

Hey, happy anniversary!

Jason sits down to eat his cereal, which is only slightly less frosty than his lovely wife's attitude. After a few bites he braves conversation again.

JASON

You know, I think I know why I have such a hard time remembering our anniversary.

CHANDRA

Why?

JASON

I think it's because if I remember our anniversary then I'm also acknowledging that there was a time when we weren't hitched, and that's just too painful for me.

CHANDRA

Just eat your cereal.