August 16, 2006

You can take my cleavage when you pry it from my cold, dead hands

Chandra and I were joking about exactly this scenario last night when we heard the story about someone with gel shoe inserts not being allowed to board a plane.

U.S. authorities are advising women not to wear gel bras on airplanes as information developed in the foiled London plot points to an expanding role for women in smuggling explosives on to an aircraft.

What's next, will women with implants be barred from travel altogether? What about nursing mothers? Will they be required to pump & dump before boarding? Jeebus...

Posted by Jason at August 16, 2006 08:17 PM