Item 1: Idiotic rumors about Condoleezza Rice
Item 2: The Wife of Bath
Gap-toothed I was, and that became me well;
I had the print of holy Venus' seal.
So help me God, I was a healthy one,
And fair and rich and young and full of fun;
And truly, as my husbands all told me,
I had the silkiest quoniam that could be.
I'm not really sure what "quoniam" means (google search didn't really help), but it sure sounds dirty.
Posted by Jason at September 16, 2006 10:57 AM