October 03, 2006

Actual conversation

EXT. on campus of a large state university

Chandra and Jason are walking to work making chit chat before they must part ways for the day.

Chandra

...so Art has three students named Sara, Sara, Kara.

Jason

Really? That's an unusual name. Is that Japanese? Sarasarakara? I'm surprised there would be more than one person with that name.

CHANDRA

(Annoyed)

No...it's three different people. Two are named Sara, and one is named Kara. Retard.

JASON

(Offended)

Hey-- I don't go making aspersions on your intellectual capacity just because of a small miscommunication.

CHANDRA

It's not a "small miscommunication," you dork. Bye.

They separate, each longing in for the time when they would be reunited again.

Posted by Jason at October 3, 2006 07:51 PM