InT. dining room, morning

Jason and Chandra are discussing whether they should purchase a new baby grand piano.

Chandra

Do you think you'll play it as much as your guitar?

Jason

I don't know. What do you mean?

CHANDRA

Well, I know that you'll probably play it in spurts like your guitar, but do you think it will sit there unused?

JASON

Oh, I doubt it will be unused. A big flat surface like that?

CHANDRA

(Horrified)

We are NOT having sex on the piano!

JASON

(after a beat)

Actually, I figured that mail would get dumped on it.

CHANDRA

(Praying fervently that her father-in-law hasn't heard any of this conversation)

Oh. I don't want to pile it up with mail, either.