January 09, 2007

That's why they call it Rage

InT. hair salon, day

JASON is being escorted to the shampoo station where one of the stylists is already in conversation with her client.

STYLIST

I like this this sink the best.

Client

Why?

STYLIST

(Indicating the sink Jason is approaching)

Well, that sink's water pressure is too high, and these other two are really weak. This one's just right.

Jason leans back and his stylist turns on the water, beginning to spray his hairline. Suddenly, he screams in pain as if his hair follicles, scalp, and part of his skull were suddenly being shredded by the water.

Jason

AAAH! AAAAH! For the love of God and all that's holy, stop! Stop! STO-O-OP!

Posted by Jason at January 9, 2007 09:03 PM