INT. dining room, evening

JASON and CHANDRA are eating leftover gumbo and discussing that most safe of topics, the weather.

ChaNDRA

You hear about the freezing rain we're supposed to get tonight?

Jason

I can honestly say that I don't care what happens tonight.

CHANDRA

If they call an ice day, will you still work?

JASON

I can honestly say that I don't know.

CHANDRA

I probably will, but I don't know what I'll work on.

JASON

I can honestly say that you're a better person for it.

CHANDRA

You can stop that now.