First this, from Foreign Policy, emphasis added:

NATO is scrambling to tailor its upcoming meeting to avoid taxing President Donald Trump’s notoriously short attention span. The alliance is telling heads of state to limit talks to two to four minutes at a time during the discussion, several sources inside NATO and former senior U.S. officials tell Foreign Policy. And the alliance scrapped plans to publish the traditional full post-meeting statement meant to crystallize NATO’s latest strategic stance.

Two to four minutes is about as long as a typical pop song. However, there are lots of other songs that are longer than that, which presumably Trump doesn’t have the attention span for. I’ll repeat: Trump’s attention span is too short for many popular songs. My own personal library includes 2,283 songs that are longer than that. Here are some we’ll say randomly selected titles that he would presumably never hear in their entirety:

  • Case of the Fake People, TLC
  • Burning Down the House, Talking Heads (From the movie “Stop Making Sense”)
  • Under Pressure, Queen & David Bowie
  • Super Stupid, Funkadelic
  • Deep Dark Truthful Mirror, Elvis Costello
  • Out of Touch, Hall & Oates
  • Terrified, Childish Gambino
  • I Pity the Poor Immigrant, Bob Dylan
  • Big Shot, Billy Joel
  • Won’t Get Fooled Again, The Who
  • Spy in the House of Love, Was Not Was
  • Don’t Call Me Nigger, Whitey, Sly & The Family Stone
  • Murder By Numbers, The Police
  • Do You Want the Truth or Something Beautiful, Paloma Faith
  • Circle the Drain, Katy Perry
  • I’m Paying Taxes, What Am I Buyin’, The J.B.’s & Fred Wesley
  • The Sound of Failure/It’s Dark…Is It Always This Dark??, The Flaming Lips
  • The Pinocchio Theory, Bootsy Collins
  • Talkin’ John Birch Paranoid Blues, Bob Dylan

Too bad, because there might be some lessons there.