INT. DAY, DINING ROOM
I talked with Jon & Lisa last night
and was a non-family witness that
they don't want to be kept alive
with a feeding tube.
Did you sign something?
Ok-- that probably won't count
then. You need to get something on
Just for the record, I don't want
to be kept alive, either.
I want to be kept alive, though.
Yes. Only under certain conditions,
though. I want to be kept alive and
propped up in Congress as a public
testament to the value of life. I
also want to wear seasonally
Like for Dr. Seuss' birthday?
Sure, and a yarmulke for Hannukkah
and Yom Kippur, a Santa hat for
Christmas, a green hat for St.
Patrick's Day. And a sombrero for
Cinco de Maya.
How about beads for Mardi Gras?
Sure-- and if the women in Congress
flash me, they can take a set of
You really want Hillary Clinton to
Hey, if she really valued life, she
Posted by Jason at March 19, 2005 11:09 AM